You make it so hard to quit you...
Quitting PayPal:
Are you sure you'd like to close your account?
Please verify that this is your account
Are you sure you'd like to close this account?
No, are you really, really sure?
But look at all our great security features! Look, we've provided handy links to loads of FAQ's! Do you really want to leave?
But we don't charge you fees! And did we mention that we're really secure?
Not until you tell us why you want to leave!
Now, do you really, really mean it?
Well ok then, but you'll be soooooorrrrryyyyyy!
Are you sure you'd like to close your account?
Yes
Please verify that this is your account
*verifies*
Are you sure you'd like to close this account?
YES
No, are you really, really sure?
YES!!
But look at all our great security features! Look, we've provided handy links to loads of FAQ's! Do you really want to leave?
YES ALREADY!
But we don't charge you fees! And did we mention that we're really secure?
Just let me close the damn account!
Not until you tell us why you want to leave!
*completes survey*
Now, do you really, really mean it?
Gah!
Well ok then, but you'll be soooooorrrrryyyyyy!
*stab*