Here kitty, kitty, tuna...

In a stroke of PR genius, that hive mind of veganism, PETA, has launched a campaign they believe will finally convince us to not eat fish. Previously slithery, slimy fishes have had a PETA make-over, and are now to be known as Sea Kittens. After all "...who could possibly want to put a hook through a sea kitten?"

A look through the campaign website sheds new light on the behaviour of fish Sea Kittens. Who knew that tuna like to cuddle, trout can be litter trained, and all Sea Kittens like chasing yarn? I am utterly outraged this content was not included in my Fish & Fisheries Sea Kittens & Sea Kitten Hunting course at uni. How tertiary education has failed me!

By all means, don't eat fish if you find it ethically inexcusable, but if you start confusing fish with cats, please seek professional help.

Now please excuse me, I'm off to go Sea Kitten hunting. And remember, "Sea kittens are smart, interesting animals with their own unique personalities just like the dogs and cats that we share our homes with".