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Apr. 27th, 2019 06:29 pmTen days after my last update, life took a sudden and unexpected turn. Riding my bike home from work, I was stopping at Queen Victoria Market to meet friends for dinner. I never made it.

Royal Melbourne Emergency Department, midnight
A moment's inattention crossing the tram tracks - a slow-motion accident as my wheel slotted in and locked - left me crumpled on the road. Bruised, grazed, but otherwise seemly ok, I got up, grabbed my bike, and finished crossing the road on foot. That's when I noticed I was bleeding. Just a little veinous ooze from my right leg. Safely on the footpath, I rummaged for a band-aid to cover the wound, and realised a plaster wasn't going to do it: I had fat cells festooning my leg where the skin had torn open. Oh dear, that was going to need stitches. Meanwhile, I needed to stop the bleeding and keep the wound clean. My little first aid kit yielded no suitable dressings, so I plugged the wound with a tampon, stuck in place with plasters. Perfect!
I texted the friends I was meeting; they came to find me and accompanied me to a first aid station, where the would was checked, cleaned and properly dressed and I was instructed to get myself to the hospital for a tetanus shot and stitches. We took an Uber to Emergency and waited. The hand I'd landed on was pretty bruised and swollen, but the leg didn't really hurt. It seemed I'd got off lightly. Five hours later, as the Emergency Doc was finishing my stitches, I discovered I couldn't push my weight up with the bruised hand. Doc suspected a fracture and sent me off to x-ray. The results were inconclusive, so she put me in a just-in-case cast and sent me home, a little after midnight.
Two days later I turned 40.

Bruising turned out to be quite something too!
Over the next 3 weeks I played a frustrating game of "is it fractured", with an MRI eventually confirming that yes, I had fractured my scaphoid - a little bone in the wrist at the base of the thumb which, it turns out, is an utter bastard to heal. I'd already been in a splint cast for 3 weeks, and now I'd be in a full cast for another 6. At least I got to choose the colour this time.
Almost 9 weeks after the accident, the cast blessedly came off. Gods casts are disgusting things: there's nowhere for the dead skin, sweat and bacteria to go, so they just form a paste on top of your skin. Delicious. A quick wash of my festy forearm - now incredibly touch sensitive and atrophied - and i was off to x-ray, where they discovered... still fractured! Eight weeks had not been enough to heal me. Tears were shed.
Plastered
Another 5 weeks then, this time in a plastic brace that I could blessedly take off to wash and stretch, and was much easier to get about it. Still, the rules remained: no lifting anything heavier than a tea cup; no driving.
I pretty much live on my own. I have a housemate around 2 nights a week, but otherwise it's just me. I'm still not that well connected here in Melbourne. You can imagine just how feasible the "no lifting" business is, and just how restrictive "no driving" can be (particularly the first month, when I couldn't really walk due to the stitches in my leg). My mental and physical health did not cope so well.

Serial upgrades
Last week I had more x-rays and a CT scan, and yesterday - 93 days post-accident and on hospital visit #7 - they finally set me free. Fractured no more, all activities restored. So now it's time to strengthen my skinny, hairy hand, re-teach my wrist and thumb how to bend, and put my life back in order.
It'll be a few months yet until the wrist is "normal", but don't underestimate the amazingness of having two functional hands.



Royal Melbourne Emergency Department, midnight
A moment's inattention crossing the tram tracks - a slow-motion accident as my wheel slotted in and locked - left me crumpled on the road. Bruised, grazed, but otherwise seemly ok, I got up, grabbed my bike, and finished crossing the road on foot. That's when I noticed I was bleeding. Just a little veinous ooze from my right leg. Safely on the footpath, I rummaged for a band-aid to cover the wound, and realised a plaster wasn't going to do it: I had fat cells festooning my leg where the skin had torn open. Oh dear, that was going to need stitches. Meanwhile, I needed to stop the bleeding and keep the wound clean. My little first aid kit yielded no suitable dressings, so I plugged the wound with a tampon, stuck in place with plasters. Perfect!
I texted the friends I was meeting; they came to find me and accompanied me to a first aid station, where the would was checked, cleaned and properly dressed and I was instructed to get myself to the hospital for a tetanus shot and stitches. We took an Uber to Emergency and waited. The hand I'd landed on was pretty bruised and swollen, but the leg didn't really hurt. It seemed I'd got off lightly. Five hours later, as the Emergency Doc was finishing my stitches, I discovered I couldn't push my weight up with the bruised hand. Doc suspected a fracture and sent me off to x-ray. The results were inconclusive, so she put me in a just-in-case cast and sent me home, a little after midnight.
Two days later I turned 40.

Bruising turned out to be quite something too!
Over the next 3 weeks I played a frustrating game of "is it fractured", with an MRI eventually confirming that yes, I had fractured my scaphoid - a little bone in the wrist at the base of the thumb which, it turns out, is an utter bastard to heal. I'd already been in a splint cast for 3 weeks, and now I'd be in a full cast for another 6. At least I got to choose the colour this time.
Almost 9 weeks after the accident, the cast blessedly came off. Gods casts are disgusting things: there's nowhere for the dead skin, sweat and bacteria to go, so they just form a paste on top of your skin. Delicious. A quick wash of my festy forearm - now incredibly touch sensitive and atrophied - and i was off to x-ray, where they discovered... still fractured! Eight weeks had not been enough to heal me. Tears were shed.

Plastered
Another 5 weeks then, this time in a plastic brace that I could blessedly take off to wash and stretch, and was much easier to get about it. Still, the rules remained: no lifting anything heavier than a tea cup; no driving.
I pretty much live on my own. I have a housemate around 2 nights a week, but otherwise it's just me. I'm still not that well connected here in Melbourne. You can imagine just how feasible the "no lifting" business is, and just how restrictive "no driving" can be (particularly the first month, when I couldn't really walk due to the stitches in my leg). My mental and physical health did not cope so well.


Serial upgrades
It'll be a few months yet until the wrist is "normal", but don't underestimate the amazingness of having two functional hands.
