How to annoy the boy when he's trying to do the dishes...

Turn around.

No, keep the gloves on!

Pick up the knife.

Come and stand under this light.

*turns off other light*

Now look at the knife.

Oh come on, more evil!

Hold it higher... higher... stop!

Crouch down a little...

..and tilt your head up.

Don't look at me, look at the knife!

Stop laughing!

Hang on, just one more...

*click*

Poor long-suffering husband.